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no rat here tee

€32,99
sizepick one
  • Free shipping over $50. Duties and taxes are already in the price.
  • 30 days to send it back if it is not right.
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Not everyone’s built like us. The No Rat Here Tee says it without shouting — a washed black base, scattered graphics like smileys and price tags, and one clear message stitched inside: We run before we rat. Made from 100% cotton with a vintage feel, it’s soft, slightly heavy, and speaks for itself.

✔ 100% cotton, 250g, with a washed, worn-in finish
✔ Subtle all-over graphics for a playful but gritty vibe
✔ Custom woven tag inside with the Artie code

No noise, no snitching, just the fit.

Shipping

Orders leave within 1 to 3 business days. Standard shipping takes 5 to 10 business days after dispatch. It is free over $50 and $6.95 under that. Express takes 3 to 5 business days at a flat rate shown at checkout.

Duties and taxes are already in the price you pay, so there is nothing to pay when it arrives. You get a tracking number by email as soon as your order ships.

Returns

You have 30 days from delivery to ask for a return. Pieces need to come back unworn, unwashed, with their tags and original packaging.

Damaged, defective or wrong item: email cs.artieclothing@gmail.com with your order number and a couple of photos, and return shipping is on us. Changed your mind: return shipping is on you.

Size guide

Start with your height and weight: it is the most reliable way to pick your size.

Size Height Weight
S 160–170 cm
5'3"–5'7"
45–55 kg
99–121 lb
M 165–175 cm
5'5"–5'9"
55–65 kg
121–143 lb
L 170–180 cm
5'7"–5'11"
60–75 kg
132–165 lb
XL 175–185 cm
5'9"–6'1"
70–90 kg
154–198 lb
XXL 180–195 cm
5'11"–6'5"
75–105 kg +
165–231 lb +

Garment measurements

In centimetres. Inches below.

Size Chest Length Shoulder Sleeve
S 112
44.1"
70
27.6"
53.5
21.1"
21
8.3"
M 116
45.7"
72
28.3"
55
21.7"
21.5
8.5"
L 120
47.2"
74
29.1"
56.5
22.2"
22
8.7"
XL 124
48.8"
76
29.9"
58
22.8"
22.5
8.9"
XXL 128
50.4"
78
30.7"
59.5
23.4"
23
9.1"

Chest is full circumference. Length, shoulder and sleeve are measured flat. Every garment is measured by hand, so allow 1–3 cm (0.4–1.2") of variance.

Between two sizes? Go by your height and weight first. Still unsure: just ask us.

NO RAT HERE TEE

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Emily Wright
It is perfectly

It is perfectly boxy

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